Charitable Swamp King Resuscitates Pop

From the festering mire of modern music, the shallow, excrement-laden pools of Soulja Boy and Diddy, rises a savior, a transformer, a mud-molder of cacophony into delectible, blooming, bobbing-head beats.

All right, so this amalgamation is pretty mainstream, but hear me out. DJ Earworm does the impossible here, kiddos. By combining all Top 25 Billboard Hits of 2009 into one 5-minute video, he single-handedly makes them worth listening to. To be fair, some of these songs are moderately decent on their own merits. However, most are pretty, pretty trashheaps. Still, the sum of their parts when lovingly Frankensteined is something to embrace, even if you do hate Miley. I dare you not to feel happy listening to this. Go on. Click it.



Told you. Check out DJ Earworm's 2007 and 2008 fusions on his site, djearworm.com.

--The Last Moslow

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